The Psalm Project #49

Bible Open to Psalms

When I called, you answered me;
you made me bold and stouthearted (Psalm 138:3).

How often has my prayer been “Dear God, make it stop!”
And yet, I had to endure.
But there was always an end to my suffering,
or at least a new way to go on.
Lord, knowing You are always with me gives me strength to persevere.
You are transforming me into a person who can overcome adversity.
Thank You for Your blessed presence, which strengthens me. Amen.

To read more about The Psalm Project, click here.

Advertisements
Posted in Bible, Poetry, The Psalm Project | Tagged | Leave a comment

Scripture Break #6

fullsizeoutput_d0d

Image | Posted on by | Tagged | Leave a comment

The Psalm Project #48

Bible Open to Psalms
How good and pleasant it is
when brothers live together in unity! (Psalm 133:1)

Lord, there is so much conflict in our contentious world.
When we put our squabbles aside and come together for a common purpose,
it’s like a breath of fresh air after being confined in a dungeon.
Lord, please help me, as much as I am able,
to get along with other people.
Teach me how to be on the side of truth without being insufferable.
Give me a spirit of edification,
but help me know when to shut up. Amen.

To read more about The Psalm Project, click here.

Posted in Bible, Poetry, The Psalm Project | Tagged | 2 Comments

Quiz: Are You 65+ Years Old And Cool?

Are you one of the cool seniors, or are you lame regardless of your mobility status? Answer these questions truthfully and total your score to discover your coolness quotient.

  1. How many grandchildren do you have?
    1. Heck, I don’t even have kids!
    2. Maybe someday.
    3. One.
    4. Two or more.
  2. How many of these musicians are you familiar with: Jonas Brothers, Ariana Grande, Ed Sheeran, Panic! At the Disco, Drake, Khalid, Tool, Skillet, Post Malone, BTS?
    1. Zero to three.
    2. Four or five.
    3. Six or seven.
    4. Eight to ten.
  3. How many of these superheroes are you familiar with: Green Lantern, Flash, Thor, Hulk, Captain America, Wolverine, Superman, Iron Man, Spiderman, Batman?
    1. Zero.
    2. One to five.
    3. Six or seven.
    4. Eight to ten.
  4. How do you watch movies?
    1. On VHS.
    2. On network television.
    3. I rent DVDs from Red Box, borrow them from the library, or buy them.
    4. I stream them (Netflix, Hulu, Prime, etc.) or go to the movie theater.
  5. Do you have an iPhone?
    1. I only have a land line.
    2. I have a flip phone, a Jitterbug, a Blackberry, or some other non-smart phone.
    3. I have a Pixel, a Moto, a Nokia, an LG, an Android, or some other non-Apple phone.
    4. Yes.
  6. What year was your car made?
    1. I don’t have a car.
    2. Before 2000.
    3. 2000-2018.
    4. 2019-2020.
  7. How do you connect with your friends?
    1. Snail mail.
    2. Text, email, or social media.
    3. Telephone, FaceTime, or Skype.
    4. In person.
  8. Do you know all the restaurants with senior discounts and only go there during those designated days and times?
    1. I prefer to eat at home.
    2. Of course. I tip based on the discount price.
    3. Of course. But I tip based on the full-amount price.
    4. No, I go when I can pay full-price.
  9. What time do you go to bed?
    1. 8:00.
    2. 9:00.
    3. 10:00.
    4. 11:00.
  10. What would you like people to remember about you?
    1. To stay the heck off my lawn.
    2. That I made lots of money.
    3. That I have lots of friends.
    4. That I am kind and generous.

 

old woman in hat

How to Score

Question If you answered: Give yourself: Rationale
1 a or b 3 points Even though it’s cooler to have grandkids, if you don’t, it’s not your fault.
c or d 4 points Super cool!
2 a 1 point Pathetic.
b 2 points Not bad.
c 3 points Pretty cool.
d 4 points Super cool!
3 a 4 points Obviously, you have better uses for your time.
b 1 point A little bit cool.
c 2 points A little more cool.
d 3 points Very cool (in some circles).
4 a 1 point You get one point because your VCR is still working.
b 1 point Super old-school.
c 3 points A little bit old-school.
d 4 points This is what the cool people do.
5 a 1 point You are invited to join the 21st century.
b 2 points You are also invited to join the 21st century.
c 3 points Pretty cool.
d 4 points Super cool.
6 a 4 points At your age, not driving but using public transportation could be the sexiest alternative.
b 3 points There are some way cool classic cars in that range.
c 2 points Boring.
d 4 points Super cool.
7 a 3 points Thank you for keeping letter-writing from being a lost art.
b 3 points Way to be tech-savvy.
c 3 points There’s something special about a human voice.
d 4 points Coolest of all.
8 a 3 points There are health and financial benefits to eating at home.
b 1 point Too cheap to be cool.
c 4 points Super cool!
d 1 point Why would you do that?
9 a, b, c, or d, if you get less than 8 hours of sleep 1 point You’re not getting optimum rest.
a, b, c, or d, if you get at least 8 hours of sleep 4 points Well-rested is super cool.
10 a 1 point Not cool.
b 1 point Cool people don’t care about that.
c 3 points Being friendly is cool.
d 4 points If it’s true, that’s super cool.

What Your Score Reveals About Your Coolness Quotient 

Score What it means:
1-15 Dude, you’re just not trying.
16-23 You’re sort of cool.
24-31 You’re cooler than most.
32-40 You’re beyond cool—you’re awesome!

Now it’s your turn. Did you learn something new about yourself? Are there other criteria for coolness that you would take into account? Share in the comments below.

If you enjoyed taking this quiz, please make my day by clicking the “Like” button and by sharing on all your social media. Thanks!

Posted in Aging, Quiz | Tagged , | 4 Comments

The Psalm Project #47

Bible Open to Psalms

But I have stilled and quieted my soul;
like a weaned child with its mother,
like a weaned child is my soul within me (Psalm 131:2).

Dear God, Have I learned to still and quiet my soul?
I panic when my circumstances are out of my control.
I want to manipulate the situation to benefit me.

Help me remember my destiny is already under control—Yours.
All I need to do is lay it at Your feet
and trust everything will work out according to Your plan.
I don’t even have to cry, though I will pour out my heart to You.

Lord, I am learning to trust You.
Nothing can touch me
except what is designed to transform me into the image of Your Son.
Thank You for Your love
and the way it nurtures me every moment of my life. Amen.

To read more about The Psalm Project, click here.

Posted in Bible, Poetry, The Psalm Project | Tagged | 1 Comment

Scripture Break #5

fullsizeoutput_d1a

Image | Posted on by | Tagged | Leave a comment

The Psalm Project #46

Bible Open to Psalms
Blessed are all who fear the Lord,
who walk in his ways.
You will eat the fruit of your labor;
blessings and prosperity will be yours (Psalm 128:1-2).

Lord, I want to walk more closely with You.
Show me the path. Direct my feet.
Help me to love Your righteousness.
Bless me with Your presence,
and may I share in Your inheritance forever. Amen.

To read more about The Psalm Project, click here.

Posted in Bible, Poetry, The Psalm Project | Tagged | Leave a comment